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Marshall's Syndrome

Applies to anything that you are under the impression that you are absolutely infatuated with it, until you remove it from its surroundings, and realize that it was only fabulous in comparison with the absolute crap it was surrounded by.

Called the Marshall's Syndrome due to the fact that this effect most commonly takes place when one is shopping at Marshall's or a Marshall's like store such as T.J. Maxx. One item of clothing looks adorable, untli you bring it home only to realize it is hideous when compared to your other clothes.
Indie Girl at Frat Party #1 "Wait! Wait! There's one! That guy is soo hottt. He's definitely the hottest guy in the room hands down"

Indie Girl #2 "You've got a sad case of the Marshall's syndrome my friend."
by symbiotic February 8, 2010
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Fire Marshal

A man who has a unique talent for attracting, scoring, and/or fucking redheaded women (gingers). The term "fire marshal" refers to the act of putting out (satisfying) a ginger's flaming vagina (fire crotch).
John: Holy shit Brad! Isn't that the third ginger Tom has fucked this week?!

Brad: Yeah man, he's a straight up fire marshal!
by A fire marshal May 9, 2009
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wally marshall

A mythical creature that looks something like a Chia pet. It habituates form-z renderings and screws up other peoples work. A pseudonym for a waldo.
Don't look now, but Wally Marshall is coming. Hide your drawings!
by Chia Pet September 11, 2003
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Tyler Marshall

A sexy man. Filled with lots of fun times and with many weird days. A man ever women wants but most of the time cant have!
Look at that kid, He looks like the next Tyler Marshall!
by Jackoff2323 April 22, 2011
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Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019
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Winston Marshall

"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"
by mrslady June 28, 2012
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