manscape the muscle farm

when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.

just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.

by BussaVous December 20, 2007

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Jugular Manslaughter

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.

Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.

by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008

penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.

While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.

by llamallamma March 23, 2007

Manalapan

Ok, everyone like stop dissing people in manalapan I live here in its nothing like what your saying. we're not all sluts and most guys don't act guido. maybe like half of the people that live here are. and nobody does drugs, maybe like 1 or 2 people outta 1000. nobody goes to the mall anymore unless you actually need to go shopping. not everyone has huge house there are actually small house in manalapan too. and that definition about amanda vandestar and chelsea roth is NOT true. there pretty nice people so stop dissing them.

"hey want a cig?" Manalapan middle/high schooler
"no I don't do drugs." manalapan middle/high schooler

by youdontknowmex0o August 19, 2009

Manalapan

A sleepy town gone STANKY. Imagine somebody that shit in a urnal and then tried to put Cologne on top of it to make the smell of STANKINESS go away.

Dan Zargari: Hi George.
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='

by Manalapan19029129 April 24, 2011

Manslaughter

The surgical removal of the penis

Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter?

Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off.
Jacqui: I guess she is now!

cockHeShetranny

by littlebrowngirl October 19, 2015