Malvinas

I've looked and looked at maps, charts and my world globe but can't find any place called Malvinas in the south Atlantic Ocean.
I can only find some British islands called the Falkland Islands.
I don't think the Malvinas exist at all.

Malvinas? Where are they?
I can't find the Malvinas. I don't think they exist.
Who invented this funny name Malvinas?

by soreofhing November 24, 2009

isiah marvin ang

A person who loves shortening words,
ie.
lol = laugh out loud,
brb = be right back,

But now he has been using words and doesn't really care if it becomes shorter or longer, as long as he spelled them incorrectly. Anything that came be done to be grammatically incorrect will be done.
1)"g"s at the end of a word are often dropped.
2)"s"s are are often replaced with "z"s.
3)Randomly, "0"s replace "o"s,
"3"s replace "e"s and
"1"s replace "l"s.

azn azian azen - asain
flip - philipino
pinoy pnoy - philipino boy
pinay pinai pnay pnai - philipino girl
vt gook viet vi3t - vietnamese
chink - chinese
jap - japanese
ish - is
dey - they
der dur - they're
hurr - here
n - and
ane - an
wut wat whu - what
dis - this
itz - it's
da - the
dat - that
swt swe3t - sweet
mi meh meeh me3h - me
imma ima - im going to
lil - little
iono i dunno - i don't know
knoe - know
boi boiz bois - boy/boys
guh gurl gurlz gurls - girl/girls
gurly gurlie - girly
mai mah - my
kute kyoot - cute
bak bac bacc - back
fo fer - for
realz - real
ame12ica - america
kali4nia - california
balla - baller - basketball player
ladie ladee - lady
xtasy - estasy
shiet shiit - shit
aiight - all right
tiite tiight - tight
onlee onl3e - only
wer - we are
r - are
u yooh yoh chu - you
blu blu3 bloo - blue
bootay bootie booty - ass
sexxie sex-e sesie - sexy
babie babee - baby
2 - to/too
dayum - damn
thnx thx thanx thankiez - thanks
fione - fine
deng - dang
nothin bein etc. - nothin being etc.
peas peac pe3ce - peace
mis miz mizz - miss
sho12ty shortie - shorty
holla - holler
kinki3 kinkee - kinky
dorkie - dorky
shai - shy

"what a moronic child"

by racist February 17, 2005

isiah marvin ang

a not hot gay boy, who wants to be like cher at first, and then jessica simpson, and after watching that movie bring it on, he suddenly likes to be kirsten dunst. he then wanted to become a cheerleader even though he's sooo fat!

isiah: OMG! is that kirsten dunst!
isiah: stop calling me marvin, from now on my name is jessica simpson.
*then he tells everyone to call him jessica simpson and gets so angry if called marvn*

by nicky February 21, 2005

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Evgeni Malkin

One of the best hockey players ever. Hails from Russia and is an object of lust for Pens fans. Is currently playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

"Hey Lisa did you watch the Pens game last night?"
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."

by Mrs. Malkin March 1, 2008

Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

by gregmanaru November 10, 2019

Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.

Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.

by anglodick May 7, 2022