Gristol Malik

Antagonist in Psychonauts 2. He's the rightful ruler of Grulovia who eats caviar all day long. He also just cares about it and nothing else.

Gristol Malik: Glory to Grulovia!

by Vector Perkins November 21, 2021

malik

malik is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. so handsome and caring. if you meet a malik never let him go.

malik is so handsome.

by jordintaniya November 20, 2023

Malik

The best boyfriend ever. He has W Rizz and will always treat you right you should always give him a chance if you ask him out. You won't regret it.

I would love a boyfriend named "Malik"

I know "Malik" would treat me right.

by Malik.tofunny June 24, 2023

Malik

A really gay faggot

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new kid Malik ?
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he’s a really gay faggot.

by Kayla Amoure February 13, 2022

Malik

Lexi’s one and only lover boy and the undisputed king of Critical Ops—no debate, no competition, just Malik. Aim assist? Nah, he’s just HIM.

He’s the best in the game—that’s not cap, that’s law.
Even while being Lexi’s full-time daddy, personal simp, and midnight FaceTime star, he still carries harder than entire scene in NA and EU.

Lexi’s man. Your team’s nightmare. The KD killer.
Certified problem on and off the map.

Malik is the best eboy on Lexi’s roster

by pickleboy123 April 29, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

malik

someone who loves to talk about curry , jerks off to arguing with people , always eating chicken , porn addiction, can’t shoot 3’s , runs out of breath easily, used to be farm equipment

“i like watermelon and chicken”malik

by jimmydeanbowlandprotein December 19, 2021