John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

The Puppet Mastor

The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.

the puppet mastor destroyed my rectum

by canttouchthis909 June 1, 2016

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022