A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.
I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.
by s2k ftw September 18, 2013
Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
by getthehelloffme June 05, 2011
by stefkova October 20, 2007
"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
by Defusion4 September 29, 2023
by Yung FROG January 26, 2016
To be on Facebook and only "like" things. Never comment, never post, never add anything new to the conversation.
by AboveAStar November 05, 2011