loguer

As in monologuer, or one who talks on and on regardless of the listener's interest level or of what the listener (as the other person is reduced to) might attempt to add to the conversation.

Loguer: "... and I carved the figure from mahogany."

Listener: "Oh really? How ironic. I used to illegally harvest mahogany and ship it around the world."

Loguer: (brief pause, blank look) "I first began by carving the head and then moving down the torso. Now the nose was the most difficult because of the undercut..."

by magnetic yellow sun April 25, 2010

lonered

all on your own or somebody on their own

dude 1:look @ that guy over there
dude 2:i know ! hes so lonered

by arty smarty October 4, 2011

Loner snapped

When a loner gets picked on, and has a great comeback.

"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."

by Goofy Hallowheads July 30, 2012

Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

Loner Vote

Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary

Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020

Loggern

A play on the words “modern” and “log cabin” as a contemporary style invented by the famous architect Sedai

Just finished designing loggern number 4

by Fzm April 28, 2021