Link, the legendary hero of time who saved the prinsamess Zelda from the evil ganondalf, with the aid of his trusty mater sword, his gigaton
hummer, and his unicycle and juggling fish.
He often dances a kokiri
jig while riding his unicycle and running around
big hyrule great field. He is also the truest soul, for he comes to
free us from the evil chains of the false lie world so we can do anything.
Also, he once called Kaley cuoco kind of a bitch, and she proved that she was by threatening to kick every male
Man in the balls. Forutnantly for male men everywhere, she was a star and couldn't get out of the sky.