Lentic Catachresis

Usage of a word that's related to standing waters in an incorrect way. Often meant as a pun.

Bob: Why is Andy wearing a captains hat, did he join the Hubologists?
Tom: Nah, It's just a lentic catachresis. The name of his crew rhymes with sea-facts.

by Zirteq January 17, 2022

skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil

by Zanga7 March 30, 2017

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

Noah Lentin

Just fucking awesome

Noah Lentin is fucking awesome

by Lentino_ January 3, 2021

bond length

When two men touch their penises together at the head, then find the length of both put together

Aaron and I found our bond length last night.

by PiperPerri69 January 7, 2021

Taking Length

To receive sexual penetration from a penis.

Although this can relate to any size of penis it is commonly used to refer to well endowed penises.

That friend of yours likes taking length

by Ooitslovely August 26, 2021

Coulton Lentz

Typically has a small penis.. but a very large heart. He loves b(ass). Great with his hands. Wears size 10 1/2 slippers. Probably owns a row boat. Usually has a mom named Vicki. Most of the time he’s the baddest motherfucker in the room.

Coulton Lentz is a unicorn

by XZXY4 November 23, 2021