Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006
Get the left handed beer bottlemug. An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010
Get the Left-Hand Suzuki Methodmug. When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021
Get the Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signalmug. by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022
Get the left handedmug. If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug. by /bobby/ September 9, 2020
Get the left handedmug. Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014
Get the left handed scissormug.