laredo

male on male anal sex on wheels.

I would like to laredo you TONIGHT! After leaving the Gay Mexi Bar.

We should laredo this morning, its such a good way to really wake up!

by Oregon Duck March 20, 2010

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.

I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.

by jasonwoody May 31, 2006

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Plutonium laced money

It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.

Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

Honey-laced

A woman who's beautiful both inside and out. A sexy girl who's all-natural and sweet tasting.

I just met the most incredible girl. We spent hours getting to know each other and she makes me feel amazing! She's unlike anyone I've ever known before. That girl's gotta be honey-laced!

by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle June 6, 2017

/larped

The highest level of ownage to ones face.

Man did you guys hear that wicked burn i had, /larped

by Up Town Larry December 9, 2007