Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.

Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.

by NotLandon February 27, 2021

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.

Oh shit that boy is a Landon.

by Somewhiteboi February 10, 2018

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landon

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 1, 2019

Landon

Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 March 10, 2016

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017