Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.

Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.

Oh shit that boy is a Landon.

by Somewhiteboi February 10, 2018

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landon

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 1, 2019

Landon

Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 March 10, 2016

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017