ladera ranch

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.

"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."

by I wish I lived in New York Cit August 9, 2017

Landen

Out going, nice, caring and hot guy. Pretty dirty but don't let that get in the way of any thing, and also don't forget about his massive... You... Know what. He is loyal and is a very good leader. And also very good in bed.

Dude #1: See Landen over there talking to that girl?

Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.

by Allllluhhhalluuhh May 27, 2016

The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

Ladder Stabber

A person willing to sacrifice anything or anyone to move up the corporate ladder.

Jack is the best ladder stabber in the office; two promotions in two years coupled with a divorce and more enemies than Al Qaeda.

by jasmie February 25, 2009

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.

Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2014

Landrum Middle School

all the bathroom smell like strawberries because people juul in them all day and also most of the bathrooms don’t have doors and we love hearing the sweet sounds of children emptying their bladders!!!!

“what’s 9+10?”
“21”
“you must of gone to landrum middle school”

by my 3 years of landrum sucked May 29, 2019

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009