Krusty

A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.

Krusty when you grow up your gonna work at the Krusty Krab.

by Dez strebor December 12, 2017

Krusty Nuggets

Dried of cum or semen let in the anal of a female's rectum

Shit, you have "krusty nuggets" back here.

by DAMIENz_BOOTY April 19, 2016

The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock

Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?

by Frederick1 November 3, 2021

Krusty Krab

Not Patrick Star.

I'm not a Krusty Krab!

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021

the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021

Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011