Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.

That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!

by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018

Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.

"Why is he so Krusty?"

by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021

krusty bone

When ones bones becomes encrusted in anothers cum

That guy became a krusty bone at that party last night

by The man that knows July 30, 2014

Krustis

It mean fuck in Lithuania.
You should spell "krushtis".

Lithuanian: Eik tu krustis su savo kale!
English: Go and fuck your bitch!

by Elvyra July 27, 2007

The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock

Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?

by Frederick1 November 3, 2021

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

krusty krusty

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie

Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.

by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005