Rolly Knots

n. a condition when one feels high anxiety awaiting news (good or bad) regarding a career milestone. The knots can roll in one part of the body for period of time then go away, only to return in another part of the body, rolling around, giving one chronic sensation of waves of anxiety.

The condition is transferable to friends and family members who have a sincere interest in such positive outcomes in your life.

Rolly knots can be found in the brain, causing an unsettled feeling, insomnia, and desire to drink coffee in the, god forbid, evening.

Only know cure is receiving the news.

For maximum communication effectiveness, "rolly knots" should be pronounced using the best Scottish accent you can do.

I can't relax, I've got rolly knots.

by RoaringWookiee September 15, 2017

knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.

Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.

by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013

Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Foxtons Knot

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

by Pottsy February 17, 2005

Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

by Tonybeak October 1, 2005

balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"

by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009