Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020

Kiwi

Sheep. thats all.

ask an aussie (or a kiwi for that matter)

by hehrhhehehehej March 29, 2020

Kiwi

The most amazing sweetest gecko who looks like a kiwi(yes the fruit)

LOOK ITS MY GECKO KIWI
omg hes adorable
WHY THANK YOU

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

kiwi

kiwi is a fruit that doesn't taste nice after brushing your teeth. It is also a word to describe someone from New Zealand.

'pass me the kiwi'
'Hey, there's a kiwi over there' (pointing to a tanned person from New Zealand.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump June 14, 2020

Kiwi

A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.

Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!

by YaBoyMoses June 23, 2020