Flying a kite

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.
My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.
by Beaner 1 September 30, 2010
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kite man

The worst fuckin villan idea ever and ofcorse it's an aqua man villan
He's such a fuckin kite man
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Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.
Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
by Creed Cur June 19, 2022
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tail on the kite

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.
My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.
by sketchbookshark March 05, 2011
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dapper kite

Someone who thinks they are smart, sexy, and stylish. but really is not.
He is so dapper kite. He loves to think that he's the best but really is not.
by AllStarBoyz February 10, 2017
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booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.
Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?
by mattthewlondon August 08, 2017
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kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying
Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree
by veins April 05, 2010
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