Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

Keyfart

To forget that one is holding down a key on the keyboard. When performing unusual or complex keypress combinations, it is easy for one to actually forget one is pressing a key, and keep it held down with their finger. When this happens, they may believe that their application is glitching by continually performing one action, such as printing a long line of "z". Depending on the situation, it may actually take a few moments for the user to think about the problem and find the solution to it.

I was wondering why my my pages kept scrolling down without my permission, then I realized I was doing a keyfart on the down arrow.

by JL_Harkster October 18, 2006

keymar

A guy who has a 10in penis .

he over there has a keymar dick.

by The Black Guy December 6, 2016

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

keesar

A keesar is a woman that dislikes a vishan they hate him tell him off for no fucking reason. Insult and think of evil crimes to commit on a vishan

Keesar hates a vishan

by Vishan May 19, 2018

Keyvarion

a kid that has curly hair. really short has a big brother. Typically Keyvarions are Light Skinned And Are fun and 9

Hey Hes Short And he has curly hair HE is a keyvarion}

by MrCakey June 4, 2018

Keyser West Virginia

Keyser is a small town in West Virginia. Like any other town there are some negative traits however most of the community are very kind supportive people. Keyser is located in the panhandle of West Virginia and like most small towns everyone knows everyone. They have recently been devastated by the drug epidemic that plagued the United States and Keyser is fighting back. They are having open seminars and discussions providing support groups and the city police are cracking down on the no drug policy. Keyser youth are being taught right from wrong and being molded into a productive part of the community. Keyser is fighting the war on drugs. Keyser is standing up against the previous definitions mentioned for this search. We are united. We are strong. We are proud. We fight back.

Have you ever been to Keyser West Virginia?
Yeah. The people from Keyser West Virginia aren’t taking anymore shit. They are standing proud together and helping one another.

by West Virginia proud November 28, 2018