A short way to say,
pot calling the kettle black
when someone says something about someone, when they are guilty of doing it themselves, also another way to say Hypocrite.
pot calling the kettle black
when someone says something about someone, when they are guilty of doing it themselves, also another way to say Hypocrite.
Ugly Woman: That is the ugliest dogs i have ever seen
Gay Boy: Sure u wanna say that Pot, Kettle, Black.
Gay Boy: Sure u wanna say that Pot, Kettle, Black.
by Mikey GLAM October 14, 2007
An elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unpassable situation. Also can be used in the singular, regarding only "Ma" or "Pa" or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.
by The Fish August 07, 2006
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
by Katwaxer April 19, 2013
When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.
by David 'sky' Walker September 25, 2009
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.
by cake farts July 25, 2010
OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
by Ae5Ea8 July 23, 2015