kenobi

Verb. From the Star Wars movies, "to kenobi" is to tell the truth by using words that mean something quite different to the listener than they mean to the speaker, as in Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father" when Darth Vader, is, in fact, the father of the listener.
to kenobi, kenobing, kenobied

The teacher asked me if I'd finished my assignment, so I kenobied her and told her that I had--after all, I've done exactly as much as I mean to do.

by FernWithy June 26, 2005

Kenos

A gd level verified by Npesta that turned into a meme

My homies vibin to Kenos

by I livin February 11, 2021

Kenora

A nice Ontario city on Lake of the Woods full of native culture and no good place to shop, anywhere. Very beautiful scenery and way too many deer, I mean we might as well kill half of their population or soon there will be more of them, then of us. Our population doubles with Manitobans in the summer who come just for our lakes and to drive around like maniacs or to drive us crazy. We have a giant fish statue and people think that is very special.

Tommy: It was so fun to go fishing in Kenora.

Jane: I wanted to go shopping, this place sucks.

Dad: Lets see how many people honk at us as we drive 15km/h through this roundabout!

Mom: What a beautiful town, stupid mosquitoes why don't they go kill some of the deer here.

by thatgirlissuchalauren June 2, 2011

kenos

a fat dickriding toy from sydney australia

1. haha christian is such a kenos
2. you see that kenos suck off likah

by kumargg October 29, 2007

kenora

A small, isolated community of about 15,000 that rests on Lake of the Woods. A tense little place where everyone stares at you when you're from out of town. There are approx. ten or fifteen good people living in Kenora. The rest are racist redneck bastards who enjoy nothing more than urinating on passed out natives in the park. Often a Kenora redneck can be heard shouting "Faggot!" out his truck window.

"Just got back from Kenora...worst time of my life."

by lashawndra May 13, 2006

Kenosha

A crappy rundown town in the lower reigon of Wisconsin beside Lake Michigan. Where there's a bar on every corner and a church for every bar. So on Saturday you cn get drunk and fuck the whore and on Sunday you can repent.

Man from Kenosha: Forgive me father for I have sined.

Pastor from Kenosha: How so my son?

Man from Kenosha: I did Sister Mary behind the bar two blocks down last night.

Pastor from Kenosha: It is alright son. For I did your wife back there last week.

by Rulac March 4, 2011

Kenora

Its a town of around 16,000 people most of which are eaither alchy natives shtting all over the the public washrooms or young girls getting pregnant. Unless you are blessed with hight surplusing 6 feet walking the streets alone at night in certain areas is very stupid. Kenora has a lot of beautiful scenery but its sometimes hard to see past the drunk homeless and tweaked out druggies roaming the streets. Also If you google Wendigo lore Kenora comes up alot.

I was in Kenora and had to shit I went into the zellers restroom and ran right back out. I found and alley to shit in and got beat up by homless people. I then ran for the woods and saw a pregnant teen getting eaten by a Wendigo. all in all a fun experience.

by Limna April 4, 2011