Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

Keeping Shit Real

Not Dilanka

Dilanka is never keeping shit real.

by Bdhjd October 21, 2015

keeping it hundred

Going all out and being authentic.

In your new relationship, you should be focused on keeping it hundred.

by The gunfighter February 23, 2017

Keeping It 🅿️

🅿️, in the format of "Keeping It 🅿️", means, KEEPING IT PROPER (pronounced - Propa)

Just leave the crib bro, and when the cops finally catch up with you, you was Keeping It 🅿️. You should have been left that toxic ass thot. You already wasn't Keeping It 🅿️ with yourself.

by Cleaves Macomb January 29, 2022

keeping your pimp hand strong

when you are a pimp and your bitches are starting to get out of control by talking back at their pimp and not earing enough money or stealing your money so you jerk off a lot to "keep your pimp hand strong" and that way you have a strong hand and you also teach then=m not to fuck with you in a bad way

my hoes arent behaveing nicely so i will rent some porn movies to "keep my pimp hand strong" and teach the bad hoes whose the pimp around here

by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004

keeping it real

The act of living in the real world. This consists of avoiding prolonged television and computer use. Usually one who keeps it real spends alot of time outside or under the influence of mind expanding drugs.

I decided to start keeping it real by deleting my MySpace.

by MattRabbit April 22, 2006

Spirit Keeping

When you buy supposedly "spirit haunted" items on eBay, often draining your funds with no paranormal results whatsoever. Constant denial of logic and eBay's terms of service and what these guys thrive on, and have led to many massive scam rings across the internet and psuedo-pagan communities of "spirit keepers". They often brainwash themselves into getting results from haunted items and post novel-like experiences about it online.

I'm going to register on many forums and make up stories about spirit keeping!

by ThatBeastlyKid April 11, 2011