Keenan is a man with the best looks and the best luck. He always gets the girl he wants and thats just the way it is. You may have a hot lookin' girl but Keenan has a better one or, he is about to steal your girl. The stealing of your girl will be easy due to his amazingly good looks and luck, oh and don't forget talent. Keenan is a soccer players name, so he will kick you in the balls. Keenan can be white or black but who really cares? The name itself is so sexy to the point where girls that are ugly just automatically fall on the ground. This falling on the ground is called passing out which is what Keenan does with his penis. He passes it out for all the beautiful ladies and the ladies indeed accept. And yes, Keenan loves the putang, it is the exact opposite of a gay name. Give Keenan that putang.

Example 1.
Person #1: Who's the new guy?
Person #2: Oh that's Keenan.
Person #1: ...I'm a guy and I have the sudden feeling of gay in me.
Person #2 Happens to everyone man, don't give in though, he will definitely not turn gay.

Example 2.
Girl: Why do I have this sudden urge to shove something in every one of my holes?
*Looks around and sees Keenan*
Other Girl: We all get that feeling... *Passes out*

Keenan by kjsoccer19 February 3, 2010

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keen as mustard

extremely enthusiastic, delightful

RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS

keen as mustard by ONERY January 19, 2009

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Becky Keen

Dutty slut who begs to be from Manchester, but is actually from outside of the city.

Becky Keen what a beg

Becky Keen by ndotfire December 11, 2011

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