Keanu

Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars

Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?

by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020

Jett Keanu Reeves

A form of the Jett that can be found in the manga page 47 chapter 3 this is the most powerful version of Jett

Yo i love Jett Keanu Reeves, he's my favorite character

by shrek of yes July 31, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022