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Kalani te ohaere 

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch
Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit
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kahlanii 

Kahlanii is thick ,player,cute and has hoes
kahlanii by anonymous August 29, 2021

kaylanotwanted 

Kaylanotwanted is my favorite editor ever
kaylanotwanted by Ur✨Mom September 18, 2021
kayani is a beautiful loving and caring girl. she does everything she can to ensure your happiness. she will love you through and through no matter what. she will choose you above everyone else. she's the perfect girl for anyone. if you meet a kayani make sure to hold on tight.
"guys, this is kayani"

"no way is that a **kayani?!** isn't she like super loving, caring, gorgeous and smart?! she's like the perfect girl!"
kayani by kaynashi <3 January 24, 2022

Saeed Kayani 

Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because

he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat

belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.

His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.

He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.

His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat

The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
A Real nugget head nigga that’s down to ride when it’s drama time
Forrest Whittaker is a real kalanii with that big ass head
kalanii by Lilbighomiee January 5, 2018