Joe Jonas

The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonashead

One who have Jonas Brothers - Jb - fever (Jonas Brothers is a world most famous family band). No matter happen to Jb they always love and support Jb.

girls : We are Jonasheads! We love Jonas Brothers and nothing gonna change that !

by Jonashead - OJD January 17, 2011

Jonas Brothers

A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.

"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"

"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"

by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater

The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.

9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).

*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!

by Im A Jonas Brothers Hater August 22, 2009

Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.

by upyurs April 28, 2008

jonas brothers

proof that god hates the human race

god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers

by 666hater666 May 29, 2009