johann

needs to pay more attention to his girlfriend
johann is alsways in school and can’t text me back:(
by hissuessemaus November 23, 2021
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Johanne

Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.
Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
by johannelover November 24, 2021
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Johannes

He is the most wonderful guy i've ever met in my my entire life, he was my first love. He's so pretty and he's one of a kind. He's funny and really have a cute smile. He's so sweet and unique, he's the kind of man i will choose over and over again. He's the man i want. He's exactly the poetry i wanted to right. He was once mine but i tragically lost him.
If you ever read this, i hope you're happy now wherever you are. I wish you all the best and you will always be my Hindenburg lover Giddy. Goodbye Johannes.

-Ish
by Your first love, August 19, 2021
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Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 6, 2023
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Johann

The worst person to ever meet in your entire life. He plays Roblox.
Johann is gay.
by Hottest Boy Alive September 12, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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