Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

Johan

Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life

When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan

by anonymous April 9, 2021

Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

Johan

A banana, usually really big.

Johan is really big!!

by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016

JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal

johan

by machli pro max December 6, 2023

is Andy Johan gay?

Is Andy Johan gay? a commonly asked question. Nobody knows if he's gay, straight or even human. who is he? what is he, and is he gay?, Andy Johan or Andy Johandy is a well known Musician/Youtuber in Denmark, he is the maker of the award winning album "kast mig i havnen" which translates to throw me in the harbor, Andy's videos are boring for The most people, But some people, just about 101 people are extremely attracted to him and his videos, they understand him, and they help him, and in exchange they get videos, music, livestreams, etc.

guy 1: hey have you heard of the new game that's coming out?

guy 2: yes, but is Andy Johan gay?

by Lil_Dick_Gurl_666 September 11, 2018

Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.

You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan

by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016