A term used as an insult, combining the secretion of sperm or "jizz" and an edible biscuit. No one wants to be either one of those things.
Casey you are such a jizzle-biscuit for stabbing me in the back with an energy sword as I was hijacking a banshee.
by action zaktion September 29, 2010
Get the Jizzle-biscuit mug.1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
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by sck August 19, 2013
Get the jizzery mug.Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.
Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!
by Colt W July 12, 2016
Get the Jizzlepoot mug.A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.
Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
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Get the jizzlechin mug.First you had gays, then you had queers, now you have jizzlebum, these are the types of gays that have slept with more men than Katie price herself and now walk round with a soggy condom hanging out their arse.
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