OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
by Cee o June 17, 2020
Get the THE JESSmug. Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013
Get the jessingmug. Jesse is the most nicest guy someone could ever meet. He's good looking and amazing at everything. He always knows how to put a smile on a girl's face. He's very adorable and knows what to say to a girl to make them happy. He's everything a girl would ever need. I'm glad I have a Jesse of my own.
Jesse, I love you.
by Supersingh19 June 18, 2014
Get the Jessemug. Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
by Fancylegs864 July 15, 2018
Get the Jessemug. Jess is a name for a girl who is loyal and kind. She’s very smart, but can have no common sense sometimes. She’s strong, and beautiful. She doesn’t give up on you easily, and if she does it means you’ve done wrong, and you’ve hurt her too much. She’s always there if you need to vent, and she’s willing to do anything for you. If you ever get a friend like Jess, don’t let her go!
by Riverdalelover124 October 23, 2018
Get the Jessmug. A Guy who is sure of his sexuality while all his friends question it. A total douche at times.He thinks he's always right and is a bit of an alcoholic. This type of person usually loves biology and video games. Also has a shitty taste in fashion.
That Jesse is weird.
by 1102-1103 September 17, 2014
Get the Jessemug. A wagerer would yell "Jess!! Jess!!" which means he's going for the favorite. He would wager $20.00 to win, $25.00 if he loses. On the other hand, a wagerer yelling "Take Jess!! Take Jess!!", is going for the underdog. His $20.00 would turn to $25.00 if the underdog wins. Similar to 6-5 wagering.
by Peepticent April 13, 2010
Get the Jessmug.