Jebus

Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!

by Sky March 5, 2004

-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

by DEADSiM2 May 1, 2005

Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

Jebus

The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

by Huge_One June 29, 2008

jebular reciprocation

when you move your ahnd up and dwon the penis

also know as masturbating or wanking or pulling the plonker or burping the worm

jebular reciprocation causes bad eyesight

by lanky007007 May 29, 2007

Jealungry

When someone sends you pictures of delicious food that makes you "jealous" because you don't have any, and "hungry" because, well you're hungry.

"Gurl you over there cookin' making me so jealungry!"

by John Mambo January 29, 2014