jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

by Quarr November 29, 2010

janed

*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping

ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"

by honree hornee 😨✂️✂️ November 28, 2020

Jared Monaco

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.

Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!

by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010

Jaedyn

The nigga that will beat yo ass

that nigga jaedyn will beat yo ass

by jaeeeeddddddddd December 4, 2019

jased

a awesome runescape player who is number 1 in everything they do.

you just got jased

by jased960 November 27, 2013

jaded hope

A flicker of hope that is overwhelmed by walls of jade that contain hatred and love.

MM and GC totally like like each other but their jaded hope is totally blocking out all of those good vibes.

by AlexEvenstar June 13, 2017

Jared Robison

A person that is truly the bomb diggity that deserves all the minidabs #yeet

Jared Robison is literally one of the most talented people I know.

by Kidney bones May 28, 2018