A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.
A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
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