When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
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"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
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Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
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