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Jackass Monthly 

A fictional magazine of uninformed point of view. Used as a way of admitting when you have been talking about something that you have no actual knowledge of.
Patrick: The architecture here is really amazing. It's so Romanesque.

Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.

Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.
Jackass Monthly by TJDOrlando December 30, 2008
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jackass award 

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.
"jill got the jackass award last night"
jackass award by jilldo December 27, 2003

Jackass jackal 

When an idiotic person is being extremely extra past jackass level.
Hey Ross, stop being a jackass jackal!!
Jackass jackal by The12men May 24, 2018

Jackass Movie 

a fucking awsome movie where Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dave England, Ryan Dunn, Jason Acuna (Wee-Man), Preston Lacy and Ehren Mcghehey perform really dangerous stunts but screw that I do there stunts anyways.
Jackass The Movie is the best movie alive
Jackass Movie by Mr. O August 12, 2004

Jackass 2 

probably one of the funniest and well written movies to date. Speilberg could learn from things like this
Dude #1: Woah! did you just see that guy pour an entire beer up his ass?

Dude #2: Yeah! Jackass 2 is teh shit!
Jackass 2 by stickmonkey2 September 28, 2006

jackass of all trades 

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.
My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

Jackass gene 

When someone has the irresistable urge to do something stupid and comical despite the judgemental review of his/her peers. It is not unnatural to feel like it is hereditary and passed down from an older brother or sister. Common among large families with elder sons and daughters notorious for being idiotic pranksters and jokers.
Older sibling: You got 10 days of suspension for pulling the fire alarm and setting off the sprinklers again?

Younger sibling: Yeah, I don't know what came over me. I saw the fire alarm and it was like it was calling me. Whats my problem?

Older sibling: Well, like me you also carry the Jackass gene. It's this family's urge to do stupid stuff for fun. Looks like I passed it onto you. Take pride in it.

Younger sibling: Bitchin'