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Jack-off

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
by mondo270 May 23, 2010
mugGet the Jack-offmug.

jack-off

Someone who does not focus at the task at hand and instead messes around. Also can refer to someone who enjoys masturbation.
Today in study hall Johnny was a complete jack-off.
by TheRockstar July 14, 2007
mugGet the jack-offmug.

jack off

A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)
The Bam show is a Jack off.
by kinogottx July 9, 2004
mugGet the jack offmug.

Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.
That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.
by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019
mugGet the Jacking offmug.

Jack off

A fan of "Jack Johnson"

Often seen wearing birks or sandals while chillin' in the quad with his backward-baseball-cap-wearing "BROS"
by genldick April 7, 2008
mugGet the Jack offmug.

Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......
"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter
by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020
mugGet the Jacking Offmug.

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia
jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof
by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019
mugGet the Jacking offmug.

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