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iPhone is ass
iPhone by Ball sucker2000 January 31, 2022
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only the most sexiest, awesomest, prettiest, most amazingest, coolest phone out there!!! it does everything and you know it. anyone who doesnt have it and say they hate it are just jealous cuz they dont have one. its great and does whatever, i love mine. most people want it really badly. if you are considering the iPhone...DO IT!! you need this phone, its a winter wonderland or maybe a sunny summer day at the beach!!!!<3
Peter: omg the iphone!
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
iPhone by peterlilyandjon June 2, 2010
A smart phone that actually works unlike an Android.
Iphone is a phone that actually works and doesn’t explode.

Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
Iphone by Crumblygriffin3 May 15, 2019
A phone that is WAYYYYYYYY better than the stupid Samsung. 💁🏼 ♀️💁🏼 ♀️
iPhone user: wow my phone works so well
Samsung user: my phone is shit
iPhone by Milevenallthewayhey April 3, 2019
iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind
P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care
iPhone by testerman2314 November 2, 2018
A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included
Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"
iPhone by Wakandanboi February 2, 2019