Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

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Iowa Flamethrower

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.

Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice

by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022

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dsm iowa

Capital of Iowa. Stands for Des Moines Iowa, population (and metropolitan area): 611549 people, and square area of 82.60 square miles (213.93 km squared). It was founded in September 1843.

Hey, wanna go to dsm iowa?

by DiamondCavern July 15, 2016

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Iowa Yelling

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

by zombiegirlfriend January 5, 2020

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Centerville Iowa

Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)

Centerville Iowa is SHIT

by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017

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melbourne iowa

A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.

Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town

by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018

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