iowa special

Put corn on the cob up the girls vagina, twist it till she squirts, have he squirt on it and make her eat it

I gave her a iowa special last night it was great.

by RTANCHSL May 20, 2017

melbourne iowa

A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.

Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town

by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018

Centerville Iowa

Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)

Centerville Iowa is SHIT

by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017

Iowa Yelling

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

by zombiegirlfriend January 5, 2020

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

iowa outlaws

A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.

Those Iowa outlaws are really good softball players!

by [e-mail] November 13, 2016