No invite! 

Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.

Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.

No invite! by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022

Woody Invite 

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

Woody Invite by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

Amish Invite 

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

Amish Invite by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024

Circumstantial invite 

When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

“Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots”

“Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”

Circumstantial invite by I love this website February 19, 2025

mad invite 

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.

Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)

mad invite by qbriel March 30, 2025

Co Co Invite 

When your buddy needs his own personal invitation. Even tho the event, party or raid team is an open invitation.

Are u gonna join or do u need that co co invite?

Co Co Invite by Mybigavocado January 24, 2021

Benefit of the Invite 

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.

George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.

Benefit of the Invite by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022