on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
by yungriceman January 24, 2021
mugGet the on my real shitmug.

My little shit

When you want a little shit instead of a pony
Jeff: My little shit is cuter than your shit
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn
by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020
mugGet the My little shitmug.

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020
mugGet the shit my tittiesmug.

Shit my life

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.
by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
mugGet the Shit my lifemug.

Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021
mugGet the Shit my pursemug.

Shit my tub

When someone really screws you over...IE takes a dump in your bathtub
Did you see that Tigers game last night, I had money on them....they were ahead by 3 runs going into the 9th inning, but then the yankees shit my tub and won
by drew4927 October 11, 2009
mugGet the Shit my tubmug.

Shit my Cheeks

The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"
by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021
mugGet the Shit my Cheeksmug.

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