US Intelligence 

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.

Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."

US Intelligence by CactusJackie January 4, 2019

Psuedo-intelligence 

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.

Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.

Psuedo-intelligence by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021

counter intelligence 

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

counter intelligence by azure July 8, 2004

Artificial Intelligence 

Descriptive phrase used to describe people who think they're smart but aren't.

Michael always uses hyperbole and lacks any evidence when arguing a point. He's absolutely the worst case of artificial intelligence.

Artificial Intelligence by shwag007 July 28, 2018

Artificial Intelligence 

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

Artificial Intelligence by Mr David March 5, 2011

Emotional intelligence 

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

Emotional intelligence by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

Artificial Intelligence 

Is in fact an extended degree of responsiveness on the part of a machine to fulfill it's purpose. It is a toaster that notes that the toast is darkening very quickly but the setting is on light brown. It is a car's service light coming on because an unexpected condition that might otherwise be missed by the owner could very well cost him thousands in repairs.

This new line of car has an artificial intelligence built in designed to anticipate how a passenger could be harmed and counter in such a way as to make nearly any accident on the road not just survivable but nearly harmless to the passengers.

Artificial Intelligence by Scotchman April 13, 2010