Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
by Bod June 9, 2004
Get the coffin dodgersmug. When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.
I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.
by Alan August 10, 2004
Get the Baghdad Coffinmug. by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006
Get the coffin dodgermug. by Kaydenthegachakid July 5, 2022
Get the Corroded coffinmug. So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022
Get the Coffin dodgersmug. Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).
John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.
by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013
Get the penis coffinmug. Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.
by grassfedbottom June 3, 2021
Get the Coffin Chasermug.