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Immortal

You're the one who's immortal bitch. Go wherever you're going.
Hym "Hey, you're the one who's immortal here. Go wherever you think you're going you fucking idiot. You can go today. You one of the good ones right? I'll take the L for you to go there now. How does that sound?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.
Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina
by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021
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kiara the immortal chicken

Kiara is a chicken which never dies (hence the name). Kiara is a very nice person and fun to hang out. Kiara is related to ucmoses(her dad). (run ,define ucmoses for more)
Person 1: Do you know a chicken who never dies
Ucmoses: yes my daughter Kiara The immortal chicken
by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021
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Immortal

A person or thing that cannot die. Or, this that or person will live forever. This person or thing can get hurt, but will not die. When they get hurt, it might heal or stay there until this thing or person dies. But as I said, this thing or person will live forever.
The Greek gods cannot die. They are Immortal.
by Witherstorm April 14, 2021
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Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible
quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality
by EA animations April 21, 2021
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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immortal emo

someone who you should never bring to 200%. someone who will get their emo friends on you if you dont stop making them angry.
aw hell nah that immortal emo nigga at 200%!
by xaeeee October 28, 2022
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