hilliterate

An illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brain: The bus went to georinga
Dash: It's Georgia your so hilliterate dude

by Dash Chain April 3, 2008

illiternet

A person who is not e-literate: thinks the world wide web and the internet are two seperate entities, sends emails in all caps and falls for "If this banner is flashing then you have won $$$!" ads.

"Hey man you gonna ask that Emily chick out or what?"

"No way dude, she's a total illiternet."

"Oh. Tough break."

by Frob January 20, 2005

illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.

Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.

by Libbs December 9, 2008

ilviderate

(il-vid-erate) Adjective: Similar to illiterate but referring to tv culture. Unfamiliar with tv programs and/or cinema. Unconcerned with tv. Opposed to tv. Opposite of videoholic.

Don't bother asking him who played the mystery man in the last episode. He's ilviderate. (He's an ilviderate.) He doesn't own a tv.

by Gibbous January 12, 2013

illeterate

An ironic misspelling of "illiterate," usually written by a retard - or, perhaps more appropriately, by a "retart."

"Your illeterate and retarted two!!!!11111"

by James71 May 24, 2008

illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson

I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

killiterate

An aggressive state of semi-literate rage commonly found amongst first person shooter fanboys or internet trolls.

The killiterate appear to have a vague understanding of conventional English grammar and spelling.

Fk! u hkr!!!!

sck m7 bbals u mthrfkr!!!!!!

cy u li6tle biftch!!

by ZbrushCentral November 6, 2013