Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave

I'm going to die in ikea

by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020

IKEA

a big ass store that literally has everything

wiw IKEA is thicc

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

Ikea

Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.

"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
"..."

by imasimplol.com June 6, 2023

ikea

a swedish furniture maze with great food and furnitures that come in 234718924612789 milion pieces or more.

'yesterday, 7 packages each containing 1418241293487 pieces each came to my door. it was from ikea.'

by TheOverlordOfIkea June 6, 2023