ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 8, 2020

Ink Ass

When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.

Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.

by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023

Miami Ink

Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.

1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.

2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.

3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.

by hipstershepherd May 13, 2011

Internet Ink

The blood we shed voluntary from the 26 veins of our laptops onto the Internet, the blood that leaves behind permanent stains on the carpets of our lives, permanent scars upon our reputations--our entire life stories and livelihoods serving as transfusions overfilling the veins that pump our vanity, delude us into believing our Facebook status amounts to more than 2 shits and a misfired cumshot that missed a face and hit the wall behind it. Privacy is a relic of the past, and everyone has to use the Internet, so be careful what you post. It's irremovable ink, and it can come back to bite you in the ass at any time.

Me: "You just wasted your life on the internet trying to convince people that you're someone. But you're unemployed, pissed your tuition on Natural Ice and have joined the endless ranks of manure for brains late 20/early 21st century Westerners living inside a cyber space galaxy, far, far, away."

-Jagoff of my generation: "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

-Me: "Yeah, me neither. I'm a drug addict."

-Jagoff of my generation: "Urban Dictionary says you have to include the word you're defining in this example box."

-Me: "Why?"

Jagoff of my generation: "I dunno."

-Me: "Ok. Internet Ink."

by Edgar Allan Pill Popper February 20, 2011

ink slinger

another name for a tattoo artist

a: "so what you do for a living?"
b: "im an ink slinger"

by KittyKaboom November 13, 2007

ink drop

1.5oz. Tattoo Rum (chilled)
3 oz Energy Drink
Served straight.

"Don't you drink straight shots?"
"Hell nah, you know I only throw back ink drops!"

by morganx February 15, 2006

sorority ink

What it's called when a guy has a tatoo on the small of his back

This guy at the gym had sorority ink, that's so gay.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006