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What I think

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"
Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson
by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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