Hoyning

To annoy or frustrate, to pester.. such as he is hoyning the budgee.

The small annoying child is poking the budgee in the belly there forfore he has been told to stop hoyning the budgeee

by MightyJoey November 29, 2010

Höfingen

A small southern-west german village, that is hated by his sorounded neighbours but also loved. It depends where youre from.

Ah du bist aus Höfingen? (Ah, your from Höfingen?)

Bah... Du bist aus Höfingen! (Ewwww... Your from Höfingen!)

by Höfinger (aka Julian) September 17, 2021

hoingy

noun
1. A single person who is your one and only; soulmate; shmumpy

I cant wait to get off work so that I can go hang out with my hoingy!

by Hoingy October 12, 2021

HOING

the better way of saying "doing" or "going"

are you HOING to join the meeting?

by Jessica Steward March 3, 2023

Lust Hoping

the act of hoping to have sexual intercourse with somebody that you meet, the word LUST replacing the word JUST

Just Hoping ->Lust hoping

Guy: "so what are you doing tonight"
girl: "oh nothing why?"
Guy: "well, I was lust hoping that maybe you could come over later"

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 21, 2010

Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017