Homeless Harley

A.K.A. shopping cart. Mostly chrome, won't go fast, and uncomfortable for the passenger.

Hey, there's old Crackhead Bob ridin' his Homeless Harley.

by QLENFG January 21, 2012

Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.

Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!

by JayBaby June 17, 2013

Homelessexual

A person who has or commits sexual acts for abplace to live.

They were oing to letbme move in, but some homelessexual is staying there now.

by Flywyteguy November 4, 2018

homeless

Homeless usually means a person with no home to live in. In many cases the homeless is searching a nice warm place to stay in, especially if there are other people. In Bucharest campus life a homeless means a shithead dude who wanders around in girls' area of the campus and intrudes into random rooms. Often jerks who are prone to do that are named Orlando or Ionut.

Boul ala de Orlando iar a venit aseară la noi in camera și l-am amenințat ca îl udam cu apa fierbinte dacă nu iese din pavilionul fetelor. Frate, e un mare homeless copilul ala!

by red devilish Gucci January 8, 2019

homelessing

Sleeping in your car

My daughter is going to go homelessing this weekend. She laughs at me staying at home and thinks she's a badass camper with all her Northface gear but really she just drives her Volvo to the mountains and sleeps in it.

by Dr. Robstew June 16, 2019

hopeless romantic

someone who truly belives in love. not someone who cant get a date. they belive that love is the most beautifull thing on earth. when their sad just knowing that someone is thinking of them makes them smile, holding their hand makes them feel like they can fly. they belive that love is magic

hopeless romantic : im a hopeless romantic

idiot: oh so u cant get a date !

hopeless romantic: shut up ur the one who asked me out last week

idiot: yeah cause ur hot !!!!!!

hopeless romantic: ur an idiot

by loveismagic1234xoxo July 23, 2009

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 20, 2007